There are some people who claim they can see into the future.
There are some people who claim to have seen their own destinies mapped out before them in the stars.
And now it appears that there are people who can see their own futures, in alarming detail, whilst deciding on an appropriate title for their new books. You might need to click on the image to get a look at it in all its glory (a little bit of back-combing and that monkey could be his partner in crime).
Honestly, sometimes this shit just writes itself.