January 2009

Pissing colours

January 16, 2009

One of the best things about being a bloke is having the ability to take a leak standing up. Yes, I know women now have the she-wee, but it is not the same, I have tried it. The ingenuity of man has taken this basic physical ability and used it to develop the most space [...]

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A bit of boring admin

January 15, 2009

Once a year I look at this website and think, “Jesus it’s looking tired, perhaps I can jazz it up a bit?” I then spend a few hours teaching myself basic CSS code, testing a few things, fucking it up royally, before finally admitting that I am never going to be a website designer. So [...]

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What my town needs

January 14, 2009

I am a big fan of that there Facebook.  I am on it, this website is on it, the podcast is on it.  Even my own little group to stop all DEATH is on it. I am particularly impressed when I see people shunning the requests to become a Vampire, grow a plant or populate [...]

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I have nothing to declare, butt

January 13, 2009

And so the Podcast reaches it’s difficult teenage years with episode 13.  It is a bit of a milestone, in that Cliff and I BOTH did a bit of research before sitting down to ‘chat for a bit’, not that I think you will be able to tell the difference.  Listen in to find out [...]

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A strange call

January 12, 2009

My phone rings. It is a number I do not recognise, though this in itself is not that unusual as so many of my friends have recently changed jobs and mobile numbers. “Hello?” I answer, wondering which mate has made a New Year career change necessitating a new phone. “Heeeeeyyy!” slurs the person at the [...]

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New Year Sales

January 9, 2009

“So you’re absolutely positive it hasn’t been opened, and that there’s nothing damaged or missing?” “Yes.” “Would you be willing to put that in writing?” This was an unusual end to a conversation held with a B&Q employee during the January sales.  But it was necessary.  I was in need of a bathroom cabinet, and [...]

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Coming out to play

January 8, 2009

“Do you want to come and play with my hot air balloon?” asked my friend Amy. I will admit, this is the most exciting start to a telephone conversation I have had in absolutely ages.  A hot air balloon?  Who wouldn’t! “Yes, yes I most definitely would!” “Good, we sort of need a boy to [...]

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Thanks for the mamories

January 7, 2009

It is 2009 and world is awash with change, but some things don’t, and as such the 12th Angry & Cliff podcast is live!  With both Cliff and I almost recovered from our respective bouts of Christmas lurgy, we return from our festive break to discuss the Peruvian Jesus, the death of a fashion giant, [...]

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The return of Fat Jim

January 5, 2009

“Hi.” said Fat Jim over the phone, somewhat drearily. “I need a favour.” “Nice to hear from you Fat Jim.  You need a favour eh?” “Yes.” “Does it involve effort or expense on my part?” “No, not really.” “Okay then, shoot.” “Do you have Stan’s number?” “Yes, yes I do.” I replied, wondering why he [...]

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