It is that time of year again where people give gifts and presents and hope against hope that the presents received this year are not total shite. I am beyond that of course, as I recognise that at twenty-thirteen it is unlikely I am going to be very excited by any present I receive. Unless I develop an overnight sock fetish.
Anyway, this is a quick seasonal greeting to all the loyal (I use the term loosely) readers of I Am Livid. I hope you are having a better time than I am, as the last hour has been spent discussing with relatives why a satsuma should be considered a Christmassy fruit. I will be back in the New Year, or maybe sooner, as I have just remembered an interesting Fat Jim story from a few weeks ago that I had somehow completely forgotten.
So, Merry Christmas and that.
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Merry Xmas to you too Angry.
I am anticipating lots of bath oils (I don’t have a bath in my flat) & chocolates (I am on a diet), aah the joys of Noel!
Cheers, Angry. You too.
I’ve bought myself a bottle of malt whisky, so I know I’ll have at least one present I like.
I’m sure there’s a sock fetishist newsgroup somewhere on the internet. I should probably consider joining it too.
Merry Christmas and many thanks for making me laugh in 2008 x
Thank you Angry, Cliff, and Jim for sharing your wit with us. Merry Christmas to each of you.
Merry Christmas Angry.Come back soomn and diss the relations.
merry xmas and all that
Enjoy yourself!
Or not.
your choice,of course.
I recommend the single malt.
Very Angry Xmas to you.
Bah. Humbug.
And Hugs! x, c
Fuck it, we’re going Jewish next year…
Messy Christmas, Angry! Hope you didn’t get too many Woolies vouchers.
Happy Christmas, Angry.
I got sox too!
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