So here, after a little while longer than I had planned, is the second I Am Livid podcast.
Featuring special guest Fat Jim.
It is 35 minutes of idle chat about Heath Ledger, Princess Diana, The Pet Shop Boys, having sex with fruit and animals and other equally high brow topics.
As it is quite a lot longer than my first effort, it would help if you would get the podcast from iTunes (if you use it) either through the buttons on the top right of the sidebar, or by searching iTunes for I Am Livid.
I am off snowboarding for a week, so feel free to ration yourself to five minutes a day for the next week and I will see you all in seven days.
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It gets a bit crackly from about 8 minutes to 11 minutes, I don’t know why, but it does clear up again all of a sudden. I think I will blame a loose mic cable….
Oooh, that’s today’s lunchtime listening sorted!
Oh, and thank you very much for the podcast emaily chat we had, ’twas helpful in getting my own effort out.
Sorry about that. I’ll clear it up in a minute.
Steve Coogan Returns!
I wil listen when I get home.
Britain’s 29th most popular blog?
I will listen later – in a darkened room, with glass of wine and more suitably attired.
Fat Jim is a fookin’ beast. What kind of pizza was it?
B.
The verdict from this Swindon/Worcestershire commuter is…
PMSL!!
There’d better be some damning Diana evidence in this thing that’ll at least bring down the monarchy, if not start a civil war and install a republic. And what are the chances of that when something is so insidiously aligned with a US computer corporation more concerned with image, which they probably call iImage, than decent product?
And let’s face it, putting an i at the beginning of everything doesn’t change the fact it’s all geekery. Steve Jobs is not Jimi Hendrix; he’s the MD of a multinational corporation and that makes him the enemy. Or the iEnemy if you prefer.
Kill your iPod!
Fat Jim sounds absolutely adorable. I think I’m in love. I hope he’s not gay.
Really dull and self serving. Is it a vanity project?
Stokey – Make sure its stonge wine
Badger – It was a Dominoes Extravaganzza, a true culinery delight.
Brennig – is PMSL some kind of lady dis-order?
Sewmouse – I am most definitely not
not good – Did you really think the whole site was anything more than a massive vanity project?
I meant Strong wine, I haven’t just invented a new grape.
Only pepperoni has that effect.
Soz Jim, Sewmouse’ll fuck owt I’m told but you do deserve a good shag for that.
Ta for a good laugh. Any leftover pizza?
FD – thanks. I’ll take that as a compliment, in a purely heterosexual way of course. Pizza all gone but I made some great home made burgers tonight.
I like the musical stings, but do you have copyright clearance on them? I’d hate to have to report you to the Performing Rights Society.
Well done, Fat Jim. Don’t let that crafty Angry use his Jedi Mind Tricks to pull you over to the gay side.
Fat Jim sounds like David Mitchell.
Fat Jim: It could be. But not exclusive to ladies. Unlike myself.
Whaat? Diana died.. I loved that bitch! Why didn’t anyone tell me?
Don’t worry Al, SHE lives on in the Daily Mail.Get your copy at all good news agents.
Just for the conspiritors out there it wasn’t Henri Paul at the wheel it was Mohamed El Fido!
The sexual deviancy got me through this last half hour of lab work, well done Fat Jim, well done.
I listened to the second one first so I’m sorry you are ill and best wishes for your recovery. I’m impressed by the lack of ‘ums’ and ‘ers’ – from you anyway, and guess you may have acting experience. Why do men hate James Blunt?
Hah. The music makes it sound like an episode of The Wright Stuff or Loose Women, only with more sodomy.
Fat Jim does sound like David Mitchell. How fat is he exactly? Are we talking one-too-many-takeaways fat, or swallowed-Vanessa-Feltz-and-was-buried-in-a-piano-box fat?
I don’t care how fat he is; I fancy the pants off him now anyway
Al: I heard that Fayed has Diana working in the basement of Harrods, watch this space.
Ld: Glad to be of service, were you sewing ears to mice or having a tea party with the chimps?
Pat: errr ummm, err. huh. pffff.
Lolita: Loose women with sodomy, I knew that show was missing something. I am not as fat as David Mitchell, do I sound fat? I’ve heard the internet adds pounds.
Genevieve: Even if i’m one of those people that has to be craned out of their arm chair?
Pat – because he’s shit
Yeah, why not? At least I’ll always look thin next to you in photos
I don’t think David Mitchell is fat – just carrying a few extra pounds. If you’re less fat then him, you may just be cheerfully plump.
There’s an air of sneering debauchery to your voice – a bit like a dirty uncle, but with a cigar and a glass of absinthe. Have you considered a smoking jacket?
Angry, you sound much different than I thought you would.
Whatever, it’s just a bunch of monkeys fucking around.
Put a new post up ya lazy bastard.
B.
Well Badger, I think what happened was that Angry went snowboarding,(whatever the F**k that is!) and had on his white catsuit. He put on his fluffy white snow boots and his Tottering Hutzpah Hat and got hit by a snowplough! R.I.P.
Al – Please don’t make me imagine Angry in a catsuit. I’ve only just got over the pic of him naked and unusually hairy.
B.