December 2007

Puddle

December 7, 2007

It pissed down on Wednesday. I mean really pissed down. I had been in London buying myself a new toy (a Macbook) and upon arrival back at Slough train station, the heavens opened. They say it rains when God is crying, well clearly one of the angels had just told him that James Blunt has [...]

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Dinner time

December 6, 2007

I spent some time with my two young nephews last week. They are one and a half, and three and a half respectively. They are not yet into girls or live music so we do not have a lot in common, but at least I make the effort. As we sat there at dinner time [...]

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The DIY donor

December 5, 2007

I am sure some of you have heard on the news about the plight of sperm donor Andy Bathie, a North London fireman. After fathering two children to a lesbian couple he is now being chased for £450 a month by the Child Support Agency, and because they did not use a legitimate donor clinic [...]

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The round

December 4, 2007

“A JD & Coke please.” said the man next to me at the bar to the nice barmaid. The barmaid prepared his drink and brought it to him. “Three pounds please.” said the the barmaid. “And a Gin and slimline tonic please.” added the man next to me at the bar. This was disappointing. I [...]

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The power of satire

December 3, 2007

I do not like to brag.  Those of you who read this tripe regularly will know this. However, I feel it is only fair that people are made aware of the impact made by my cutting satire on the Mohammed teddy bear story last week. She is about to be freed!  Of course, they do [...]

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