July 2007

Mind the pennies…

July 17, 2007

“Just this water thanks.” I said to the glum looking lady at Slough train station. I was on my way into London to meet some friends after work, and if previous meetings were any indication of what lay ahead then I would do well to take on board some water before arriving in the city. [...]

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The Temp

July 16, 2007

“So, how long are you going to be with us?” I said to the rather attractive temp we had on Reception. As a company going through a number of changes, there have been a few temps through the doors in the last few weeks, but she was by far the best looking. I think she [...]

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THE GYM!

July 13, 2007

I quite like going to the gym, as I am well-read and fully understand the benefits of doing so. I try to go a couple of times a week, if I have time, and I have heard that exercise is an excellent way of relieving stress. A bit like having a wank, only without the [...]

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Art

July 12, 2007

I have mentioned modern artists before. They are not my favourite people. That is why I was particularly drawn to a piece in the free London Paper a couple of weeks ago regarding a complaint made by Tracy Emin. Wild-child artist Tracy Emin last night lost her battle to prevent a beach bar from reopening [...]

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Suits you Sir

July 11, 2007

I do not enjoy shopping. I like the buying things bit, but the wandering round looking for something you like is frankly, a pain the rectum. An ideal shopping trip for me would be wandering into a shop, my eyes falling on the first thing I see, liking it, and buying it. All in under [...]

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Do not fret

July 10, 2007

I am alive! First of all, I feel I must say a public thank you to everyone for the email (singular) outlining your concern for my unexpected absence. It is good to know that you would all bravely continue with your daily lives if I really was hit by a bus. As it was, I [...]

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Equipment

July 6, 2007

As I am now on the road to full recovery following my recent shoulder dislocation, I have stepped up the fitness regime in order to be ready for the new football season. For a change. As such, I decided to buy some proper running shoes from a proper shop that does proper sports equipment. Not [...]

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They are getting stupider and stupider

July 5, 2007

Terrorists are getting worse. John Smeaton is obviously a hero, but I think it is clear that these terrorists are getting worse. Or is it better? What I mean is, the attacks are getting more like an episode of the keystone cops. Whether this is better or worse I guess depends on whether you are [...]

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Roads

July 4, 2007

There are too many accidents on our roads. It is something we should all try to address, and it is something I have put my mind to recently, as is my wont from time to time. And I have come up with a solution to all traffic accidents. It is so breathtakingly simple that I [...]

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Smited by his Almighty Smitingness

July 3, 2007

All this rain at the moment is a bit shit, isn’t it? I should reasonably expect to be bathed in sunshine at this time of year. Obviously, this shit weather is because God is judging us on the immorality and greed of modern society. Well, I say obviously, I guess that to some it is [...]

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