March 2007

I am back!

March 18, 2007

Unshaven, and in a sling, but I am home! Just a quick post to say thanks again to Betty, The Equine Pimp and (begrudgingly) Fat Jim, for helping man the fort last week. It was not the complete disaster I had expected. Normal service will be resumed tomorrow. Probably.

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Comic Relief

March 16, 2007

The name of today’s event may make you think of Lenny Henry having a quick tug in a BBC broom cupboard (with or without Gordon the Gopher – it is up to you), but today is a very important day. Very important. It is my penultimate day of snowboarding!! (edit: or would have been if [...]

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Intermission

March 15, 2007

Hello everyone. I had intended to post something myself today, but I had ‘little accident’ in Val D’Isére yesterday afternoon whilst snowboarding. No, not a Fat-Jim-in-Tesco style of ‘little accident’. Essentially, I have now perfected jumping, but I am still a bit crap at the landing bit. This has led to a dislocated left shoulder [...]

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Bum Directions

March 14, 2007

Ok, OK, I have delayed it long enough, today’s post comes from my least favourite friend, and wannabe Internet superstar, Fat Jim. **************************************************************************************** Firstly, the name is James, and I am much better looking than Angry [No he is not - Ed]. This is a story from a few months ago, but Angry has been [...]

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Blue Peter

March 13, 2007

Todays guest is an occasional commenter, occasional golf/drinking buddy of mine, and a constant seller of Horse-bases sexual favours, he is, the Equine Pimp. ************************************************************************************* Madness has descended on Angry and he is allowing me to rant on his site for the day. Obviously by that I mean that he has clearly gone insane and [...]

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eBay

March 12, 2007

Guess poster number one is Betty. Betty writes about a lot of different subjects, and classes herself as a twenty-something girl behaving herself, mostly. No, I do not know what the ‘something’ is. Anyway, over to her. ——————————————————————————————————————– So Mister Angry is away, and he left Betty in charge for a day. Time to get [...]

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The power of the Internet

March 9, 2007

A few weeks ago I wrote about my impressions of the new James Bond film, and how the blatant product placement was getting so much that it was proving a distraction from the main plot. I illustrated this point by telling you about my riveting morning routine and the products I had used that day. [...]

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You Fat Bitch!

March 8, 2007

Do not worry, I am not going have yet another go at portly racist Jade Goody, I think she is still in India, so she probably isn’t keeping up to date with I Am Livid anyway. I read a news article recently about an altogether different type of fat bitch. Slimming pills are nothing new. [...]

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The Bridge

March 7, 2007

I like to vary my commute from time to time. It stops me getting bored, and there are at least three routes home that can take about the same amount of time. Twenty minutes on a good run, thirty on a bad. One of my routes takes me through the village of Bray. It is [...]

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The Law of Averages

March 6, 2007

There are few sights in this world that invoke such a feeling of euphoria as walking into a nightclub, on a particularly bad night as far as talking-to-women is concerned, and seeing a grotesquely pissed hen party and noticing they are, mostly, quite attractive. I would imagine it is similar to being lost in the [...]

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