“Bandy legs am I disabled” asked someone from Doncaster of MSN Search.
Well, this one kind of writes itself doesn’t it?
I guess it depends on just how bandy we’re talking here? Are we talking, “difficult to make the knees touch when standing up straight”, or are we talking, “Dogs could jump through the gap”?
Alternatively perhaps animal experimentation has advanced more quickly than I thought, and this was actually from an ape in Doncaster Zoo wondering if it was normal (Doncaster has a Zoo right?) If I am wrong, and there aren’t Apes in Doncaster, then it is a little worrying to think that an Ape would escape from a Zoo and travel all the way to Doncaster to log onto the Internet in order to find out if it was normal or not.
That would be stupid.
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I suppose you could ask him “Do you feel disabled, punk?”
well….oh hang on…..
..Sorry, a thunderstorm had just set the car alarm off…now…ummm….
…as you were…
As a yorkshireman I can tell you that Doncaster is a zoo, although I went out with a lass from Doncaster once. She only had one leg which made life very interesting in certain circumstances.
As for Apes with rickets who knows.
Billyboy – Did you ever go down on one knee?
Doncaster has some very fine women, unfortunately it is a chav hive, and im afraid to say, lacking animals (All but the rotweillers have been eaten)