Ring Ring.
I’m doing up my laces at the gym so I answer it on speakerphone.
“Hello?”
“Hi, it’s me. Look, I know you’re at the gym so I’ll be quick, I’m at the garage, the Jeep we wanted has gone, but there’s another one in stock, almost new, and it’s only £5,000 more. Should I just get it? I know it’s a bit more than our budget, but it’s got all the add-ons and you said you’ve always wanted a nice big 4×4, so whaddya reckon, shall I just buy it anyway?”
“Go for it”
“And I’ve invited my mother to stay for the weekend, that OK?”
“Sure”
“Thanks honey, I love you, I’ll see you back at the house later”
I hang up, smiling, and turn to the others in the changing room at the gym. They look at me somewhat strangely, so I ask them,
“Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
This is a lesson for you all. Don’t leave your mobiles unattended, otherwise some spiteful bastard like me will take full advantage.
I hope he enjoys his weekend with the Mother-In-Law.
{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }
Genius!
Thank goodness for that. I thought you were going to buy a 4×4 for a moment.
Nice one.
I thought there was an affair going on you hadn’t told us about! Then, what’s £5000 between strangers?
Oli – Indeed I am.
RD – No chance, they’re for toffs and school run mommies.
BoT – An affair? I bloody wish…
5 grand extra….. is a lot of a 4×4 cause they are even more expensive in gas and insurance.
i hate them….. suv and 4×4 should be banned. cause it’s mothers dropping kids at schools causing obseity…. let the bastards walk
You are a bad, bad man, Mr Angry. That’s why we love you.
Genius. Diabolical. Funny, funny, funny. Makes one afraid of the thought of crossing paths with you …. you are dangerous.
oh my god you are wicked! Pure EVIL!
Omg lol! Poor guy! He’s gonna crap himself! Fabulous!!
Superstar. that’s what you are.