February 2006

How was that virtual sex for you?

February 19, 2006

I saw an article in a magazine the other day about the growth of something called ‘virtual sex’. Apparently loads of people are logging on to webcams in order to partake in this new illicit craze. Especially in Canada, for reasons not explained. Celebrities are doing it, teenagers are doing, there are even happily married [...]

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How was that virtual sex for you?

February 19, 2006

I saw an article in a magazine the other day about the growth of something called ‘virtual sex’. Apparently loads of people are logging on to webcams in order to partake in this new illicit craze. Especially in Canada, for reasons not explained. Celebrities are doing it, teenagers are doing, there are even happily married [...]

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[The] Smoking [ban] is good for you…

February 18, 2006

Are there a bigger group of moaners out there than smokers? The British ban comes into force next summer (that’s 2007 for those that struggle with numbers), and already there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth from the smoking brigade about the the removal of this fundemental human right. I just don’t understand the [...]

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They're called MOBILE phones for a reason

February 17, 2006

I just don’t get it. You spend upwards of £200 on the newest, tiniest, snazziest phone on the market, it’s got video, 3G, mp3 player, the absolute works. You even bragged to the rest of us that you don’t even know it’s in your pocket when you’re carrying it. It’s quite literally your pride and [...]

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Winter Olympics my ass!

February 16, 2006

I noticed that the 2006 Winter Olympics are now well underway in Italy. I’m not a huge fan, however I must admit I’ve glanced at the TV in the last couple of days to see the events going on in Sestriere, Turin, and the like. There is something utterly compelling about watching some smug French [...]

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School Run Mommies

February 15, 2006

If a sports car to a man is a penis extension, then what is a giant 4×4 school-run-mobile to an urban Mother? I ask, as that ride isn’t making your cahoonas look any bigger, or your ass any cuter, you dishevelled looking old bitch. I can assure you that those zig-zag lines by the school [...]

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Bloody Valentines…

February 14, 2006

You’re damned if you do, and you’re damned if you dont. If you decide to boycott the over publicised money making machine that is Valentines day, you’ll almost certainly be branded a tight assed bastard, who doesn’t really love your partner, in fact they don’t even know why they waste their time on you, and [...]

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So you're a 'Comedy Genius' eh?

February 13, 2006

I like comedy. No, I really do. I enjoy a good laugh, and if something on the TV tickles my fancy then I’m perfectly capable of having a pleasant evening without getting angry or lashing out at anyone. I’ve even been known to enjoy the odd “sketch” show, you know the ones, those programmes with [...]

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Deal or No Deal?

February 10, 2006

Noel Edmonds has achieved the impossible. No, he’s not invented a time machine, or learned to breath underwater (how cool would that be by the way). He has, however, managed to trump the one and only Chris Tarrant and become the most annoyingly smug presenter on television. For those of you that haven’t seen it [...]

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The Grammys

February 9, 2006

I see last night saw the Grammy’s being awarded in the US. I’ve heard them described as the Oscar’s for music. Interesting idea so I thought I’d have a look and see who won. The answer? Absolutely fucking everyone!

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